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NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	844	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431207
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Emeralds Found:	3964
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6605	Love Letters Sent:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	124

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6960
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.