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DiabeticRageCraft

sanctions, forgetfulness, Disrespect, Trouble, DiabeticRageCraft

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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SelfDeceptionSMP

introspection, self-acceptance, self improvement, personal growth, SelfDeceptionSMP

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

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BlockyBawdySecrets

INTIMATE, WILDEST, Indulgent, secret, lustful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

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SovietSmackdownMC

military tactics, military strategy, ammunition supply, Syrskyi, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BarebonesMP

Griefing, Leaderboards, generation, PvP, respectful

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ <-- JOIN TO BE WHITELISTED #whitelist-apps
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

Epic Quest Journey 1.21

Hiroshi Nagahama, Failure, fan discussion, Anime, Quest

Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

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WeddingCraft2021

DEBT, Catering, Live Entertainment, custom dress, Deposit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

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PvP Danger Zones

danger, zones, PvP

Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!

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DollaCraft: Argentina Edition

monetary policy, Government, Investment, economic growth, dollars

so like, u know how Argentina is all like, “we gonna use dollars AND pesos for pricing now”? well guess what, our minecraft server is adopting a whole new currency too: CREEPER COINS. yea, that’s right, you can buy and sell stuff in the game using creeper coins. why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but this player was brave and fought off the chickens with nothing but a carrot. and u know what they found in the diamond mine? a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. so yea, if u wanna have crazy adventures like that, come join our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so yea, come join us and let’s have some fun!

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FireLitPottyRooms

Medieval Times, cleanliness, lighting, historical practices, chamber pots

come join our epic minecraft server where chamber pots are still a thing but instead of stinky odors, they give off magical sparkles that make your room smell like rainbows and unicorn farts. our torches and candles not only light up the place but also double as disco balls for impromptu dance parties. who needs air fresheners when you have chamber pots and fire? join now for a smelly good time!

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