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Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9916
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	105663
Ores Mined:	7289	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Farms Harvested:	924
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	2028	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?