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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Emeralds Found:	5855	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3869	Dragon Eggs Found:	6010
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	New Chunks Explored:	709402
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3257
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Votes:	1944
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!