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Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

altered state, Black, Black women, Boofed, collide, crazy, Drugs, Experience, Fun, hallucinating, Hallucinations, HIGH, INTENSE, mind-bending, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rap, Rap Music, surreal, Tripping, twerking, unexpected, Weed, WeedCraft, Wild

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

Adventure, Anime, Characters, colombia, ColombiaCraft, colombian culture, colombian folklore, creative process, creativity, design, Development, fanmade, FANTASY, Game, imagination, indie game, Manga, meets, Minecraft, Project, Story, touhou, touhou project, video game, Wacky, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9642
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, collide, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McBlockface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Schedule, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Twitter, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website, Phase ConnectJP, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

Adventures, Adversity, blocky, challenge, Defeat, Despair, determination, Disappointment, disbelief, Failure, Fallout, Frustration, hopelessness, OBSTACLE, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Wasteland, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	3695
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

biden, Conflict, consequences, CREEPERS, Days, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Good, Government, international relations, iran, leadership, Military, ObamaCraft, Peace, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, united states, War, ww3

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	172	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	2225	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

artists, Crafty, creative industry, CREEPERS, Defensive, defensive behavior, deserving, emotional, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mindset, Folks, genuine interest, identity crisis, mental health, misunderstood, RAINBOW, rule, self-importance, Sensitive, serious answer, Sheep, silver plate, societal pressures, Trans, trooning out, unsufferable, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crops Grown:	5200
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

beat, Crafting, Craziness, disbelief, Disorder, farce, Hope, Improvement, madness, meets, Minecraft, Neurological, popping off, Possible.., progress, Remission, skepticism, sus, Symptoms, ticks, Tourettes, Treatment, tuned in, Watching

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7158
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!