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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1690 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!