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HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	2716	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Life-Changing Toni Minecraft Servers

LifestealCore

Stats November 22, 2024

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Specs:

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

2. How do I join the server?

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

NoBabysitNoProblem

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPleasurePalace

Stats November 22, 2024

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4841	Void Armor Forged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crops Grown:	9755	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2703
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1