Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!
-
This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano
2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry
-
Minecraft SMP: FE1FE8FF3ToRFSNCounterpartCraft
Agarte Lindblum, Alus Restor, Amelia, Angra Mainyu, Annie Barrs, Arc, Archanea, Aria, Artur, Ayako Mitsuzuri, Bazett Fraga McRemitz, Caeda, Caellach, Camus, Catria, Cid Haze, Claire Benett, Cloud of Darkness, Cornelius, Desch, Ephraim, Eugene Gallardo, Ewan, Fado, fate/stay night, FE1FE8FF3ToRFSNCounterpartCraft, Final Fantasy III, fire emblem, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, Floating Continent, Fomortiis, Fuyuki City., Gai Gotou, Gharnef, Gilliam, Glen, Gordin, Gotoh, Gutsco, Hein, Hilda Rhambling, Illyasviel von Einzbern, Ingus, Innes, Irisviel von Einzbern, Ismaire, Issei Ryuudou, jagen, joshua, Kaede Makidera, Kane Himuro, kirei kotomine, Kiritsugu Emiya, L’Arachel, Leysritt, Luneth, lute, luviagelita Edelfelt, Lyon, Magvel, Mai Kadowaki, mao, Marisa, Marth, Medeus, Michalis, Milhaust Selkirk, Militsa, Minecraft, Minori Mitsuzuri, Morva, Myrrh, Natasha, Navarre, Neimi, noah, Nyna, Onion Knight, Otoko Hotaruzuka, Refia, Riev, Rin Tohsaka, Risei Kotomine, ROSS, Sakura Matou, Saleh, Sara Altney, Selena, Sella, shadow dragon, Shinji Matou, Shirou Emiya, smp, Souichirou Kuzuki, Surface World, Taiga Fujimura, Tales of Rebirth, Tana, tethys, Tohma, Topapa, Tytree Crowe, Valter, vanessa, Veigue Lungberg, Vigarde, Walto, Wrys, Xande, Yukika Saegusa, Yuris, Zilva Madigan, Zouken Matou
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Look no further than our server, where Fire Emblem meets Final Fantasy meets Tales of Rebirth meets Fate/Stay Night!Join us and watch as Marth transforms into an Onion Knight, Caeda becomes Refia, and Jagen turns into Ingus. But that’s not all – witness Ephraim morph into Shirou Emiya, Eirika into Rin Tohsaka, and Tana into Sakura Matou!
Embark on epic quests across the Floating Continent/Surface World of Archanea, battle against the likes of Gharnef as Xande and Lyon as Zilva Madigan, and uncover the mysteries of Fomortiis as Yuris and Fomortiis as Angra Mainyu.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest crossover of Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy, Tales of Rebirth, and Fate/Stay Night in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
-
BrotherlyBanishment
aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV
Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.
So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!
-
CraftyClutz
accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistakeJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!
-
CraftyCommiesVP2020
Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!
-
BoomerBowsAndBacks
aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!
-
EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground
AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social SkillsYo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!
-
Classic and Unique
Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique
Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.
-
SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft
Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla ExperienceSimplyCity Minecraft Server
Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776
SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.
Some Features:
✅ Java Version 1.21 🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival 🔐 Land Claiming Griefprevention plugin 📦 Player Shops Chestshop plugin 🏘️ Create Your Town! Sell subclaims to players 🚂 No /tp and /home Only /spawn 🗺️ Dynmap No End map to avoid overlooting 🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds To avoid lag 💬 Discord Server 🥇 Ranks No pay2win FAQ
Q: Can I build my own shop?
A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.
Q: Are there any teleportation commands?
A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?
A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?
A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.
-
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, ServerAre you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!
-
WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP
attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders
Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!