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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 685 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
