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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 275 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!