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Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Potions Brewed:	109	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	613
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9646	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	113656
Star Shards Collected:	209	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6463	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7577	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!