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LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	783386	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1192	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!