WeddingCraft: No $500 Chip In, Just Blocks & Fun!

aita, awkward situation, blocks, Bridesmaid, Budget, Chip, close friend, Contribution, destination wedding, expensive gift, extravagant gift, financial burden, financial stress, Fun, luxury item, maid of honor, personal gift, PRESSURE, Support, unsupportive, wedding expenses, wedding gift, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Farms Harvested:	526	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial burdens? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from bridezillas and demanding maid of honors. No one will pressure you to contribute $500 for a virtual wedding gift, because on our server, the only thing you need to contribute is your creativity!

Instead of spending $2,000 on a destination wedding, come spend your time with us for free! No all-inclusive resorts here, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

And if anyone dares to call you cheap or unsupportive for not chipping in for a virtual gift, just block them in the game and move on with your life. No awkward situations here, just pure fun and laughter.

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a stress-free and hilarious gaming experience. Who needs a fancy honeymoon experience when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

WishFixer Minecraft SMP

aspiration, betterment, challenge, CHANGE, desire, Dilemma, dream come true, FIX, Fixing, Goal, Hope, Improvement, Issue, Minecraft, opportunity, problem solving, resolution, smp, solution, transformation, wish, wish fulfillment, WishFixer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5949	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

CraftyVacayLand

amazing getaway, best vacation, CraftyVacayLand, dream vacation, favorite vacation, top holiday destination, travel bucket list, travel experiences, travel memories, ultimate travel experience, unforgettable trip, vacation adventures, vacation bliss, vacation destinations, vacation dream come true, vacation goals, vacation highlights, vacation inspiration, vacation memories, vacation of a lifetime, vacation paradise

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ores Mined:	7598	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

Blood Pressure Buddy

Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure measurement, buddy, Caltech, continuous monitoring, device, health monitoring, health technology, Healthcare Technology, home monitoring, hospital monitoring, limited resources, medical advancements, medical device, medical innovation, noninvasive, PRESSURE, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, TEAM, true blood pressure, vital sign monitoring

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

bart, games, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ores Mined:	9926	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Star Shards Collected:	256
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Emeralds Found:	366	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	205
Crops Grown:	1807	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

eternalsmp.secure.pebble.host

Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	178668
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	113
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	45
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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