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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	1870
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	128
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3110
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

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Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2142
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	3268
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	429253	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	296

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	2299
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15