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MooCraft: Udderly Unique Flavors

#breastfeeding, biology, breastmilk, Breed, comparison, cow breed, cow milk, dairy, Diversity, flavor, Flavors, health, human milk, individual differences, lactation, milk composition, milk production, moocraft, nutrition, person, Taste, Udderly, Unique, variation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

yo, u ever wondered if cow milk tastes diffrent dependin on the breed? well, imagine if breastmilk tastes diffrent dependin on the person! 😂😂😂

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns all the cows into magical rainbow cows that poop out diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! 💎💩

not only that, but we also have a hidden underground village where all the villagers speak in pig latin and wear sombreros made out of cheese! 🧀🐷

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of jelly beans? yea, we take candy crush to a whole new level on this server! 🍬🏰

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the craziness! 😜🤪🤯

MMI Survival

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Games, MMI Survival, multiplayer, multiplayer server, new, online gaming, Play, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spawn, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	216
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

MMI Survial is a new minecraft server. Currently you just spawn in like singleplayer and play. soon we will be adding in more plugins and making mini games but for now it just Vanilla Minecraft Multiplayer

219.89.197.203

Bifrost SMP: Vanilla-ish, Whitelist, Events, HermitCraft-like, 1.21! (16+)

apply, bifrost, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Hermitcraftlike, Hub, java, Minecraft, Nether, player, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Services, shopping, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanillaish, voice chat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Bifrost SMP Minecraft Server

Server Info	Now updated to 1.21
World	Midgard (JAVA Survival World)
Community	Community-driven server with various events
Focus	Vanilla play style with QOL Datapacks and Plugins
Primary Time of activity	Afternoon and evening in EST, weekends

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join Bifrost SMP?	To join, click the link to their Discord and make sure to read the rules carefully. Your application will be reviewed within 12 hours.
What kind of events does Bifrost SMP have?	Bifrost SMP has impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, variety games, and more. They also have community projects and player run shops.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Ensure you read and follow the rules posted on their Discord. Respectful behavior and community involvement are encouraged.
What time does most of the player base log in?	Most players log in during the afternoon and evening in EST, as well as on weekends. Activity may seem low midday.

BlueHairCraft Server

Blue shorthair, BlueHairCraft, british people, Clearly Grey, retarded, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6058
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!

FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

ALRIGHT, anticipation, celebration, commiseration., Competition, Defeat, final whistle, football, France, FrenchFryCraft, get it over with, intense match, long awaited, Minecraft, national team, proper beating, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soccer, sports, Victory, World Cup

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked by France in every battle? Well, fear not my friend! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally get the revenge you deserve. Build a fortress so strong that even Napoleon himself would be jealous. Show France who’s boss and dominate the server with your epic building skills. Join now and let the battle begin!

SisSurprisePartyGone Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday trip, blowing surprise party, Communication Issues, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family gatherings at sister’s house, family relationships, holiday gatherings, Minecraft, party cancellation, party planning, petty behavior, Server, sibling relationships, SisSurprisePartyGone, sister drama, sister’s birthday, Surprise party

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	3551	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	4809	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and games await!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands and build magnificent structures together. But beware, there may be surprise parties that you’ll want to avoid at all costs!

Forget about petty arguments and join our server where the only blockage you’ll face is a pesky creeper blowing up your hard work.

So come on in, leave the family drama behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together. Who needs a surprise party when you can have a surprise block of diamonds waiting for you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft

alone, BETRAYAL, BLEEDING, Depressed, family, Guilt, heartbroken, Hormonal, major surgery, overreacting, partner, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, scan results, selfish, soul crushed, Support, surgical abortion, SurgiCraftLove, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWoesCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and endless fun.

Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!

And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFailures Minecraft Server

business advice, business challenges, business development, business experience, business failure, Business growth, business innovation, business management, business mindset, business mistakes, business motivation, business perseverance, business planning, business resilience, business strategy, Business Success, business tips, CraftyFailures, Entrepreneurship, lessons learned, Minecraft, Server, starting a business

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2422
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of failing in the business world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable lessons from the comfort of your blocky world. Our virtual economy is so booming, even the Ender Dragon invested in it! So come join us and turn your virtual failures into virtual success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

CraftyGuysAnonymous

10. Social expectations, 11. Masculine behavior, 12. Male pride, 13. Male insecurities, 14. Male vulnerability, 15. Male bravado, 16. Male ego, 17. Male peer pressure, 18. Male bonding, 19. Male rituals, 2. Male behavior, 20. Male experiences., 3. Embarrassing habits, 4. Hidden actions, 5. Men’s confessions, 6. Taboo behaviors, 7. Unspoken experiences, 8. Male stereotypes, 9. Gender norms, CraftyGuysAnonymous, Guy secrets

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crops Grown:	5565	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6058	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Only those with the guts to face the chicken in a dance-off can claim the loot!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman Mafia, a group of suave swine who run the black market trade in rare items. Want a potion of invisibility made from unicorn tears? The Pigman Mafia can hook you up – for a price, of course.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless you want to brag about defeating the chicken in a dance-off, that is.

IsraelFestSurvivorsCraft

Community, coping, Grief, healing, healing journey, Healing Process, Hope, Israel, IsraelFestSurvivorsCraft, massacre, mental health, music festival, Recovery, resilience, solidarity, strength, Support, survivors, Tragedy, Trauma, unite

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where survivors of da israel music festival massacre come together to build a healing community. we got zombies, creepers, and skeletons runnin’ around but don’t worry, we got healing powers stronger than a diamond sword. come join us and let’s build a world where music and friendship conquer all! plus, we got free virtual hugs and unlimited cake for all players. ain’t no griefers gonna mess with us, we got the power of love on our side. so grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to healing and happiness together!