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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8213 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.