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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4462 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 34 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 854 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
