Our server is filled with insane builds and wild adventures, just like Tom Cruise’s career. So if you’re looking for a unique and quirky Minecraft experience, come join us and ask our members anything about their love for Tom Cruise and their disdain for mainstream entertainment. It’s a wild ride, just like a Tom Cruise action movie!
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TomCruiseMC SMP: LastBigWorldFamousActor
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community of schizophrenic hipsters who only know Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut! Join us if you’re tired of mainstream movies and pop culture, and just want to appreciate the last great American actor that everyone can enjoy, despite his craziness and Scientology shenanigans. -
AnimeBabeCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime babes roam free, ready to battle it out with you in epic PvP matches.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tsundere creeper who will explode with love (and maybe a little TNT) when you give them a hug. Our waifu villagers will trade you rare items in exchange for your undying loyalty and affection.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Senpai Dragon, a fearsome beast who will only bow down to those who prove themselves worthy in battle. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical dakimakura sword that will make all your enemies swoon in admiration.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with anime babes, epic battles, and endless laughter. It’s time to level up your Minecraft experience and become the ultimate otaku warrior!
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ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.
But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.
So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!
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Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.
Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.
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Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?
Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
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BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887
Live Interactions, BandCraft, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, Poppin’western journey, Team BuilderWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.
But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!
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Gaymers Paradise – #2263
Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!
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SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?
So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!