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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	989	Dragon Eggs Found:	7540
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Minebay

ALLIGATORS, Cabbage, Cosmetics, crops, Custom, Custom Features, DROPS, Economy, eggplant, Fishing, Flamingos, Grizzly bears, Items, Lions, MCMMO, Mining, mobs, Pineapple, PvE, Rankups, Sharks, Survival, Textures, tomato

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

→ We have custom crops like tomato, pineapple, eggplant, cabbage and many more.

→ We have custom mobs like lions, alligators, flamingos, grizzly bears, sharks and many more.

→ We also have custom mining and fishing drops.

→ Over 300 new textures never seen before.

→ Progress with ingame rankups and unlock new features and cosmetics.

→ Join now!

play.minebay.net

BurgerBuster Minecraft Server

bacon, bad meat, burger, BurgerBuster, Cheese, condiments, fast food, HAMBURGER, jalapenos, ketchup, lettuce, Mayo, Minecraft, Mustard, onions, overcooked, pickles, Relish, Server, soggy bun, tomato, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old hamburgers that are as bland as a block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up the most epic burgers you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and feast on burgers so delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your in-game troubles. Each burger is crafted with only the finest ingredients, including rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Burger Boss, a giant burger monster who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a burger-eating contest. Defeat the Burger Boss and claim his secret recipe for the ultimate burger of power!

So why settle for a boring burger when you can join our server and experience the most mouth-watering, jaw-dropping burgers in all of Minecraft? Join now and let the burger madness begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

deep meaning, emotional connection, emotional resonance, favorite quotes, impactful verses, lyrical impact, lyrical resonance, meaningful music, melodic memories, memorable lines, Minecraft, MineMelody, moving songs, music inspiration, musical quotes, poetic expressions, powerful words, resonating lyrics, Server, song lyrics, songwriting brilliance, soulful lines, unforgettable phrases

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	6253	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9818
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

anti-semitism, Belgian theater, community response, controversy, cultural diversity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, event cancellation, event planning, Events, freedom of speech, Gaza massacre, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewish, Jewish school, media coverage, Middle East conflict, political tensions, public opinion, religious conflict, social justice, Theater

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	337	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

CraftyCriticCove

artistic expression, artists, Authenticity, classical composers, classical music, Composer, covers, CraftyCriticCove, creative freedom, creativity, criticism, Individuality, innovation, Interpretation, JS Bach, Music, musicality, originality, Performance, Style, tradition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

Electric, HeartbreakCraft, love, stims

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	993	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

Addictive, Adventure, blocks, BREAKING, Caffeine, challenge, creativity, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Friends, gameplay, inspiration, Ip:, item-spawning, Protect, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Teleporting, Vanilla, Voting, world, world border

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	38.133.155.215
World Type	Survival
Game Mode	Vanilla
Difficulty	Hard

Server Features:

24/7 Survival gameplay
No griefing or stealing
PvP only with consent
Powerful dedicated server with high view distance
Pure, unmodified version of the game

What we have:

Survival Multiplayer
Discord community
Protection from grief and stealing
Hard difficulty setting
Friendly and creative environment

What we do NOT have:

No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border or excessive rules
No donations, voting, or ranks
No griefing or stealing
No PvP without consent

Server Rules:

Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

Q: Is the server always online?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, English, japanese, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, MineGoddessMC, Platform, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	608
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server

Asian culture, asian women, attraction, Azn waifu, AznWaifus, BELIEF, cultural preference, DATING, deserve, desire, destiny, FANTASY, fate, Gods Will, longing, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, Romantic, Server, soulmate, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of having your very own Azn waifu to accompany you on your Minecraft adventures? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you the chance to find your perfect Azn waifu!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?

TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Absurd, Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, controversy, dyslexic, Friend, funny t-shirt, gift, humor, humor interpretation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, social media, TeeHeeCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	4955
Void Armor Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

CraftyApologyNeeded

Apology, apology etiquette, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyApologyNeeded, emotional response, Empathy, Expectations, Frustration, Guilt, misunderstanding, partner, patience, personal boundaries, relationship, self reflection, shame, Therapy, unreasonable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will apologize when it runs over your foot with a bike? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will say sorry for even the smallest mishaps. Forget about building, mining, and exploring – the real challenge is getting the perfect apology from your fellow players!

Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!