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Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4962	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6350
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

anna mei, CasaCraft, Kino, KRAUDO, LA PUTA MADRE, MI CASA, Minecraft, ngl, Server, SU CASA, wacky plot

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	937758
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, Display, england, European Championship, fan behavior, football, hooliganism, international relations, match, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, pride, protest, Rivalry, Russian flags, Serbian, Server, Sportsmanship, stands, UEFA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	3873
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Serbian chuds hang Russian flags in the stands during matches with England! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of international soccer rivalries in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server – from sheep riding pigs to building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. So come on and join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected flag-waving chuds along the way!

ExBlockParent420

abusive relationship, adoption, blended family, child welfare, children services, co parenting, custody battle, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, ex’s child, ExBlockParent420, family dynamics, Family issues, full custody, neglect, not adopting, Parental Responsibility, sibling relationship, WIBTA

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than adopting your ex’s child? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a dad of 4 children who found himself in a crazy situation with his ex and her new partner. There were death threats, arguments, and even a lost child to social services. But fear not, our server is a safe haven away from all that chaos!

If you join our server, you won’t have to worry about adopting anyone’s child or dealing with abusive exes. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t harass you like your ex and her partner.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with your ex’s baby mama drama!

GiftCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Have you ever received a gift so amazing that it made you want to build a Minecraft shrine in its honor? Well, on our server, every player receives a virtual diamond-encrusted llama as a welcome gift! These llamas are known for their impeccable fashion sense and ability to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and lays golden eggs. Join our server and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers!

MineCraftWishList

Awareness, Communication, education, empowerment, enlightenment, facts, INFORMATION, Insights, knowledge, learning, MineCraftWishList, perspective, sharing, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9218
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Do you wish more people knew about the secret underground llama fighting ring in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches! Join now and become the ultimate llama champion!

DungTossersUnite

abhorrent, Behavior, disgust, dislike, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, dung, DungTossersUnite, feces, inappropriate, offensive, people, percentage, repelling, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Thrown, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unwanted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	New Chunks Explored:	539354

come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

BrainWaveCraft

BCIs, bidirectional, brain activity, brain health, brain waves, brain-computer interfaces, BrainWaveCraft, breakthrough approach, EEG wearable, focused ultrasound stimulation, human subjects, innovative technology, machine learning, Medical research, neuroengineering, neurofeedback, neuroimaging, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive, study

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	4645	Farms Harvested:	921
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	648	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES, YO! U CAN CONTROL UR MINECRAFT CHARACTER WIF UR MIND, LIKE SOME KINDA WIZARD OR SUMTHIN! WE USE FANCY EEG WEARABLES AND ULTRASOUND STIMULATION TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN DA GAME! WE EVEN DID A STUDY WIF 25 PEEPS AND DEY ALL SAID IT WAS DA COOLEST THING DEY EVER DID IN MINECRAFT! SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MIND-BOGGLING MINECRAFT MASTER! #MINDCONTROL #MINECRAFTWIZARD

Anon’s Quest Minecraft Server

1470233, Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, answer, Assistance, b.., Community, forum, Help, INFORMATION, internet, knowledge, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quest, question.., Request, search, Seeks, Server, sharing, Support, well, WSR

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	203	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!