Tom Girardi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ordinary SMP: Where Not Even the Creepers Are Vanilla

Adventures, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, CREEPERS, Depths, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Griefers, Nether, ordinary, Players, PVP Event, redstone engineer, respectful, server-wide., Simple VoiceChat, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Community Focus	Small, friendly player base
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds

Mods:

BlueMap – View Map
AudioPlayer
Simple VoiceChat
Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for high-quality community
Regular events and contests

How to Join:

You can join us on Discord

We look forward to welcoming new crafters to our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with additional mods for enhanced gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
What events do you host?	We host various events such as PVP battles, build contests, and community projects.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, blockbusters, controversial, critique, discussion, Evaluation, former, Game, inappropriate, jerks off, judgment, mid art, Minecraft, offensive, opinion, perspective, reaction, response, retarded, review, Server, Viewpoint

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SMP SlaveryDebateCraft

corporate accountability., corporate initiatives, corporate responsibility, cultural impact, DEI, Diversity, equity, ethical considerations, historical context, inclusion, Jack Daniels, long tail tags, marginalized communities, Racial equality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, representation, Slavery, SlaveryDebateCraft, smp, social justice, spirit industry, systemic racism

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Towns Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

Legend has it that a group of elite Minecraft players were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of Jack Daniels. As they sipped on the delicious spirit, they realized that they had stumbled upon the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft experience. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, plenty of Jack Daniels to keep the party going. Build your dream base, battle epic bosses, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Jack Daniels-fueled fun begin! Just remember, everything is better with a little bit of whiskey. Cheers!

MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, Guilt, Honesty, Individuality, Lies, Manipulation, MugCraft, Mugs, relationships, self worth, Self-expression, Server, sibling, validation, youngest child

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9245	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	722439
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	6942	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

WidowCraft – No GF Demands

belongings, compromise, Conflict, Connection, Demands, Girlfriend, History, Honoring, late wife, Memory, moving forward, relationship, sentimental value, Storage, Tension, WidowCraft, widower

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen! Join now to witness the battle between a 40-year-old widower, his 10-year-old daughter, and his new girlfriend Sarah over who gets to keep the late wife’s belongings in the house. Will the daughter maintain a connection to her mother through these items? Will Sarah ever feel comfortable in a home filled with reminders of the past? Find out on our server, where drama is always brewing and relationships are put to the test! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous requests!

PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Animals Bred:	61	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

GazaGriefGoneWild

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, foreign intervention, Gaza convoy, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefGoneWild, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian mission, idf, international aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, military strike, non-governmental organization, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, security breach, unvetted people, US aid group

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Void Gems Collected:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, u kno this server? it’s like, so totally epic cuz we got this crazy story to tell u. so, like, there was this aid group, right? and they were all like, “yo, let’s go to Gaza and help out.” but get this, they got taken over by these totally unvetted people! like, who even does that? anyway, then the IDF comes in and just strikes them down. it was like, boom, kaboom, you’re outta here! but like, don’t worry, our server is way more chill than that. come join us and have a blast, for realz. we promise no unvetted people will take over our server, pinky swear!

UnderwearCraft: Where half the fun is picking the right shade of vanilla! 25 and over only. RIP, Hermitcraft.

adult players, Builds, Communication, Community, data packs, Discord link, Enderman Griefing, English language, Fun, hermitcraft, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Heads, Picking, Player Shops, pranks, PvP, RIP, rules, Season, shade, smp, Survival, UnderwearCraft, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7657	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

UnderscoreCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	25+
Seasons	6th Season
Maps	6-12 months duration
Language	English
Rules	Respectful gameplay, no stealing or griefing
Data Packs	Various enhancements and features
Other Info	Unique player shops, community projects, TNT duping allowed
Server Info	30 player slots, Java Edition 1.21, Difficulty: Hard

For Discord Link, please message the server admin.

UnderscoreCraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by messaging the admin for a Discord link and getting whitelisted.

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: The rules include being respectful, no stealing or griefing, and using common sense.

Q: Are pranks and PVP allowed on the server? A: Yes, pranks, jokes, and PVP are allowed as long as they are mutual.

Q: What are some of the data packs used on the server? A: Some data packs include Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, and Single Player Sleep.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server? A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: How long do maps typically last on the server? A: Maps generally last 6-12 months depending on updates and community opinion.

Q: Can I use TNT duping on the server? A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

IndiCraft Server: Land of the Superpowers

Achievements, Chess, Diplomacy, facilitating peace, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, Indicraft, innovation, international relations, Land, leadership, modi, moon landing, Peacebuilding, progress, Server, space exploration, strategic partnerships, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology, World champion, Zelensky

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

🌕🚀 Ready to join a Minecraft server that is out of this world? Our server is so advanced, we helped facilitate peace between countries like India and Ukraine while landing on the moon at the same time! 🕊️🏆 Plus, rumor has it that our top player is on track to become the world champion at chess – all thanks to the skills they’ve honed on our server! 🤯 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey – join us now and see what other unbelievable feats we can accomplish together! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #CraziestServerEver

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Mines Excavated:	1572	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!