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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7002 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!