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Elven Birthrate Crisis
birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-buildingu ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for? -
ElfHairNoFair
Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peakLooking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?
Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!
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EpicQuestz – Middle-Earth Creative Server
The Build TeamThe EpicQuestz server is home to the EpicQuestz Build Team. Our principal aim is to recreate locations from Peter Jackson’s interpretation of Middle-Earth from Lord of the Rings in a way that is easily available to the Minecraft community. We aim to build in vanilla Minecraft, however, we do build our maps using custom resource packs, which can be found at www.epicquestz.com/resource-packs/Joining the ServerJoin the server using the address build.epicquestz.com.Our server offers creative plots, where you can build anything you want with access to FAWE (Fast Async WorldEdit) and other creative tools, such as VoxelSniper. These creative plots can come in a range of sizes from 65×65, 175×175, 501×501, although 501×501 plots are only available for donors.It would also be handy to join our Discord server to keep in touch with the community, learn how our team works behind the scenes, and stay up to date with our latest announcements: discord.gg/aA5YTJnYou can find out more about the team & our ranks on our website: www.epicquestz.com/
Joining the Build Team & helping with Middle-Earth BuildsIf you are willing to join the build team and help us build “Lord of the Rings” maps, read this article which explains how to apply: forums.epicquestz.com/t/how-do-i-get-promoted-to-builder/
Viewing our Previous CreationsTo explore what we’ve created over the past 12 years, be sure to check out our main PlanetMinecraft submissions page, as well as the downloads page on our website. Our YouTube channel also features a lot of content, from cinematics and building tutorials to narrated videos by our founder, Lockrules. Whilst we readily admit that some of our older creations do not live up to current standards, we also believe it is important to keep these available as a record because it is part of our precious history.
The FutureAs we progress into the time, the server leadership has a lot of exciting plans for the server. Be sure to keep an eye on our news channel on our discord server. We also regularly release updates on our website, Instagram, and Twitter accounts.
Join our Discord server: discord.gg/aA5YTJnJoin our creative build server @ build.epicquestz.com
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ChopstickCraft: Where Asian food and Minecraft collide for a deliciously fun adventure!
Adventure, asian, asian food, best food, ChopstickCraft, collide, cuisine, curry, DELICIOUS, deliciously, dim sum, don’t give me any shit, dumplings, Exotic, Flavorful, Food, Fun, Fusion, Minecraft, Noodles, Rice, Savory, spices, stir-fry, street food, sushi, Tasty, TraditionalAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland content? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious bowl of Asian food – spicy, flavorful, and oh so satisfying!Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with chopsticks, mining for diamonds with a giant sushi roll, and building epic castles out of ramen noodles. Our community is as diverse as a dim sum menu, with players from all over the world coming together to create a truly unique gaming experience.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why Asian food is the best food – don’t give us any shit, just come hungry for adventure and ready to feast on some epic Minecraft fun!
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CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL
American women votes, apply, average male citizen, brave land, bulging, citizenship, CraftyCitizens, CREEPERS, Cut, foreign competition, free money, heavy, huge cock, juicy, lol, man, Move, obese American, OBLIGATION, offer, starting off, Suck, supreme dictator, Sweaty, Thick, US citizenship, veiny, WOMANAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions! -
Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst
Angry birds, App Games, arcade games, Backstab, Crafty, Cut the Rope, dead space, flappy bird, Fruit Ninja, Gaming, Gangstar Rio, hill climb racing, Isnt, mass effect, McCraftface, mobile, mobile app, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, Modern Combat 4, N.O.V.A. 3, popular games, subway surfers, WORSTLooking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)! -
Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server
Boycott, Concept, Craft, Evasion, failsafe post, Flag, GLOWNIGGERS, idea.., illegal taxes, income taxes, IRS, LOGISTICS, matrix, millions, networked, PLEDGE, Rebellion, safety in numbers, Server, strategy, strategy draft, Tax, tax rebellion, Technical, Ultimate, WebsiteAre you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021 -
Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs
adult content, arousal, Babes, blocky, bros, building, chickens, Cock, CREEPERS, desire, eager-beaver, eggs, Erotic, explicit, explode, FANTASY, hot chick, Intimacy, Lay, Lust, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, spreading legs, temptation, wetAre you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL
bedtime, Country, Cozy, diamonds, HARD, Lightning, lol, Nature, Peaceful, Rain, Relax, restful, Sleep, sleep peacefully, sleep sounds, sleep well, sparkle, Storming, stormy night, stormy nights, stormy weather, strikes, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm, tonight, weatherAre you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?