🔥told a child Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

DadBlocker2021

absent parent, alcoholism, DadBlocker2021, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, long-term effects, mother-daughter bond, personal values, prioritizing relationships, reconciliation, second chances, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build, create, and have fun without any wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with blocks instead of dealing with complicated relationships. No need to worry about inviting estranged fathers or angry alcoholics to your virtual wedding – just invite your Minecraft friends and have a blast!

Build your dream wedding venue, complete with pixelated decorations and unlimited cake. No need to worry about family drama or judgmental relatives – just focus on having a good time and enjoying the company of your virtual friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next!

NoRegretsMC Server

anti-bucket list, AVOID, bad memories, do not repeat, experiences, hindsight, lessons, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving on, never again, NoRegretsMC, past experiences, personal growth, reflections, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you never want to experience the horror of accidentally falling into a pit of lava while carrying all your precious diamonds ever again. Our anti-bucket list includes banning lava pits altogether – because who needs that kind of stress in their virtual life?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures. We’ve hired a team of ninja cats to patrol the server and take out any creepers before they can cause any damage. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and say goodbye to all the things on your anti-bucket list. Who knew virtual life could be so thrilling and hilarious?

NoKidsNoProbsCraft

alternative lifestyle, childfree, Contentment, decision, Family Planning, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, joy, life without children, Lifestyle, Marriage, married couples, No Kids, NoKidsNoProbsCraft, parenting choice, personal choice, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

TaiwanCraft: Kyiv Aid Fund

aid, Baltic region, charitable donation, crisis response, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, Donating, eastern europe, Estonia, financial contribution, foreign relations, fund, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international aid, kyiv, philanthropy, political gesture, solidarity, Support, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US$1.2m

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Farms Harvested:	319	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

lol join this epic minecraft server where taiwan is donating 1.2 million dollars to kyiv through estonia!!! like what even is happening?? u gotta join to see the craziness unfold!! come build ur own virtual embassy and negotiate peace treaties with other players. who knows, maybe u can even start a virtual war and take over the server!! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever!!

BathCraft: A Good Day Server

bath time, BathCraft, Contentment, Day, emotional wellness, Good, good day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness within, inner peace, joy, long tail, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, personal growth, Positive, positive mindset, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Server, well-being

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

come join our minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots fireballs. or maybe you’ll befriend a creeper who tells hilarious jokes.

we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a maze that leads to a secret treasure room filled with golden apples.

come join us and have a blast like never before! who needs a good day when you can have an EPIC day on our server!

GiaSMP

Survival, Survival Vanilla Classic Multiplayer Community Adventure Exploration Crafting Building Sandbox PVP Economy Roleplay Modded Creative Hardcore Skyblock Faction Minigames Redstone, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Towns Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to GiaSMP – A Pure Survival Experience! Step into the world of GiaSMP, where the spirit of classic Minecraft thrives. Our server offers a pure vanilla survival world!

giasmp.ddns.net

VoidKitPvp

KitPvP, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Staff, VoidKitPvp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join. VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join. VOID KitPvp is a new server looking for players and STAFF. If you have any interest please join.

85.190.165.152

Welcome to the Realm of Masters! We’re kinda vanilla, kinda sweet, and a whole lot of fun! Join us now for a slime-tastic adventure!

Adventure, auction house, bedrock edition, Biomes, Community, Discordsrv, Economy, Enchants, Events, Feedback, Fun, gamble, java edition, Join, JOINING, kinda, LOT, Masters, memes, Plugins, Ranks, Realm, Roles, Seasonal Shop, server ip, slimetastic, smp, SWEET, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

MasterRealm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.20.1
Features	Land Claim, Discord, Slimefun, Custom Items, Crossplay

About MasterRealm:

Master Realm is a Survival 1.20.1 Minecraft server with many quality-of-life changes plugins. Our server keeps a balance between a classic vanilla server and a modded one.

Server Plugins:

Coin Economy
Slimefun
Custom Items / Enchants
Land Claims / No Grief
Seasons
Custom World
Custom Roles / Ranks
Crossplay

Community and Discord:

We have a welcoming community and a Discord server where you can chat, share moments, and be in touch with upcoming events and news.

Join Us:

Website: masterrealm.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/w3sDEzrgpu

Server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 or mr.enviromc.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports crossplay, so you can join with any device or edition.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Land Claims and No Grief protection to prevent griefing.
How can I suggest ideas for the server?	You can share your suggestions on our Discord server, and the community will vote on adding them.
Is the server stable and lag-free?	Yes, our server runs almost all the time, with smooth gameplay and minimal lag.
How can I buy custom roles or ranks?	You can purchase custom roles in the server or request personalized ranks.

DoggyStyle Minecraft Server

dog humor funny joke inappropriate sexual humor explicit offensive absurd absurd humor dark humor controversial shock value taboo edgy twisted crude inappropriate humor explicit humor dark comedy, doggystyle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	943259

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle and slap creepers with fish! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

Adrenaline, athletes, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Defeat, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Light, match, MatchCraft, Performance, Players, Server, sports, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	405
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!