TokyoCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

    TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

    TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

    Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

    We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

    Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

    CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

    Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SinkSoakedUndies

    SinkSoakedUndies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

    CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhimsySMP

    WhimsySMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Custom origins
    Custom events
    Figura
    Farmers delight
    Admins who listen to the community
    Voice chat

    If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

    Discord invite link

    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    When will the server open? The server will open in a week or two.
    What are the current plans for the server? The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
    How can I join the server? Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
    Is the server community-friendly? Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
    Are there any other features on the server? Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Epic Craft Realm 1.20

    Epic Craft Realm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SecondChanc3sMPS

    SecondChanc3sMPS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Zen Palace

    Pixel Zen Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

    One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

    So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP