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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
