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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6881	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	3429	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	215	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Farms Harvested:	492	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	165
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6075	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Potions Brewed:	117
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Crops Grown:	9306
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1500	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!