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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	2542
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	476	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Farms Harvested:	695
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7855	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4055
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	187576	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	514	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8975	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!