But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!
Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ community looking for active players |
| Chest Locking | Plugin with signs to lock chests |
| Invisible Item Frames | Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible |
| Player and Mob Heads | Obtain player and mob heads |
| Deathchest | Feature to retrieve items upon death |
| Vein-miner | Ability to mine entire veins of ore |
| /home Command | Convenient home teleportation command |
| Shops with Custom Economy | Economic system for player shops |
| Server Availability | 24/7 server operation |
| Custom Armor Stand | Unique armor stand customization |
| Mini-blocks | Small decorative blocks for building |
The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.
You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.
Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.
You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.
Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.
No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, your pregnant sister-in-law shows up with fertility issues and starts crying because she can’t have a baby. But wait, there’s more! Your mom and other sister start talking about babies, making her even more upset. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other server!
But that’s not all – we have gender reveals, baby showers, and birthday parties that are guaranteed to be filled with drama and tears. And don’t worry, we won’t uninvite anyone, even if they ruin the vibe. Because hey, who needs a peaceful celebration when you can have a meltdown instead?
So come join our server where family drama meets Minecraft madness. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. Just remember to bring your tissues and be prepared for the unexpected. See you there!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP DANCING THE FLOSS!
WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT YOU GOTTA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN TO GET IN!
OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS, TURNING YOUR PICKAXE INTO A LIGHTSABER AND YOUR SWORD INTO A BANANA!
PLUS, WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED WHO TELLS THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY TOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! AI REVENGE PORN? NAH, WE’VE GOT AI PIG RACES AND AI COW TIPPING! YEEHAW!