Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a heated argument in the uni sex bathrooms. Will you choose sides or simply continue on your quest for glory?
With outrageous stories like these happening daily, our server is the perfect place for players who love a little chaos with their crafting. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
Imagine a world where Minecraft meets Marvel universe meets Transformers – that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server. Director Michael Bay himself is on board as our chief creative adviser, so you know things are about to get explosive!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have our own Skibidi Kino! 😉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #SkibidiToiletRevolution
our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server? That’s right, forget about boring old horses – unicorns are where it’s at!
So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi Biden DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!
Cracked paid server 24/7 smp, version 1.21 and lower. griefing and killing allowed, with a few simple plugins. The server launched on 2/7/2024
45.136.141.74:20488
| Features | This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd. |
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| Join the Community | https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server pay to win? | No, the server is not pay to win. We offer different options for players to support the server, such as purchasable ranks and cosmetics. |
| What kind of plugins does the server have? | The server has plugins that increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, and more. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join the community by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!
Picture this: a pregnant wife, a son named after his grandfather, and a deceased identical twin sister. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness all the drama unfold in real-time?
But wait, there’s more! Emigrate to our server and experience a whole new world of naming controversies. Will the baby girl be named after the beloved twin, or will the husband put his foot down and suggest alternatives? The suspense is killing us!
Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between cultural differences, possessiveness, and honoring family legacies. Who needs Netflix when you have our server for all the entertainment you could ever ask for? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with rebellious fun, epic quests, and maybe even a few run-ins with the mischievous Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor. So say goodbye to boring chores and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But hey, if you wanna escape all that real-life craziness, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing opera. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
So, why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than those Russian helicopters. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!