toilet troubles – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom hygiene, bathroom routine, bathroom struggles, bathroom troubles, bathroom woes, Bowel Movements, crafted, Currently taking a shit, digestive issues, ETERNAL, gastrointestinal problems, Poo is not solid again, poop jokes, Realm, toilet humor, toilet time, toilet troubles, Will now have to wipe my ass forever

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of wiping your ass forever >Build your own virtual toilet and never worry about messy poops again >Experience the freedom of a clean butt in a blocky world >No more endless wiping, just endless fun in our server >Say goodbye to solid poops and hello to endless entertainment

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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

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CraftyBoys LOLZ

body image, CraftyBoys, double standards, gigacope, harsh reality, hookup culture, incel epidemic, lolz, looking like shit, male insecurity, masculinity crisis, mental health, peer pressure, reality check, relationship dynamics, self-esteem issues, sexual behavior, sexually active, social expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Young men

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual Chad overnight! Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated babes who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gigacope, a mythical creature that grants unlimited confidence to anyone who defeats it in battle. Imagine going from awkward virgin to smooth-talking ladies’ man with just one epic showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper by your side?

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CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

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Choco Mc

1.16, 1.20.X, Adventure, bedrock edition, Bedwars, BUILD, Choco Mc, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, Epic, Explore, Fun, Journey, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, pe, Play.ChocoMc.Fun, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Website

Welcome To Choco Mc Are you ready for an epic Minecraft journey? Join us on our exciting server, where adventure awaits around every corner.

Server Information Server Name- Choco Mc Server IP- Play.ChocoMc.Fun Port- 19140 For Bedrock Edition and PE Minecraft Version: 1.16 – 1.20.x

Website- Soon.. Discord- https://discord.com/invite/ugWrEzC75r

Play.Chocomc.Fun:19140

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Adamantum | Network

AIRPLANES, Anti Pay 2 Win, atmosphere, city, Claiming, continents, Earth, Fight, Fun, generations, Lands, Minecraft, MONEY, Movecraft, nation, Players, Plugin, Real Earth, Seasons, Ships, Survival, Trade, Vehicles, zeppelins

“What is Adamantum?”

Adamantum is a Anti Pay 2 Win is a Minecraft server that do not allow players to gain an unfair advantage by purchasing in-game items or features. Adamantum is a Earth server is a server where you play on the real Earth. You can create your own city or nation, trade or fight with other players. We are one of, if not the only server that does not work in the interest of making money but tries to guarantee fun for everyone. it is important to see Minecraft for what it is. A game that makes it possible to connect generations. across continents and for everyone. In our opinion, other servers use the fun that Minecraft makes against Minecraft to make money with it

Features:

Movecraft

Seasons

Lands

And more…

Movecraft

The Minecraft plugin Movecraft is an plugin for Minecraft that allows you to build and control ships, airplanes, zeppelins and other vehicles. With Movecraft, you can construct your own vehicles from blocks and then move them across the water, through the air or over land. You can also trade, fight or cooperate with other players using your vehicles. Movecraft is a plugin that adds more fun, creativity and adventure to Minecraft.

Seasons

Seasons is an plugin for Minecraft that allows you to experience the four seasons in your Minecraft. With Seasons you can see how the landscape, colors, temperatures and weather conditions change depending on the season. You can also use a calendar to see the current season and date. Seasons is a plugin that adds realism, atmosphere and variety to your Minecraft.

Play.Adamantum.de

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Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

activities, Community, Discord, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, Events, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, multiplayer, Netherlands, new, ONLINE, Players, Problems, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival
Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Preferred Language	Dutch, but English is also spoken

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to get the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I have to speak Dutch to play on the server?	No, English is also spoken on the server.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is vanilla, with no mods installed.

Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

Anime, battle, blocky, challenge, Combat, Defeat, defeat guide, defeat strategies, defeat tactics, defeat techniques, defeat tips, defeat Uzaki, demise, Fight, Gaming, Manga, opponent, strategy, Tactics, Tips, Uzaki, Uzakis, Victory

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

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Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake and ice cream.

So what are you waiting for, femanon? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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PatheticCraft

acceptance, Confidence, doubt, emotional intelligence, Exploration, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, judgment, Labels, Pathetic, PatheticCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-doubt, Sexuality, submissive, validation, Vulnerability

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

anticipation, arousal, Balls, BDSM, blocky, Blue, Climax, control, desire, DOMINANCE, edging, enthusiasts, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, orgasm denial, Play, Pleasure, restraint, satisfaction, Server, sexual pleasure, Submission, tease and denial, temptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks.

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The fairy forest

#exciting, Adventure, claim system, dynamic, dynamic map, Eventyrriket, Exploration, fairy forest, Gaming, in-house developed, Live Map, Minecraft, norway, Norway’s ultimate, norwegian, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, tailored experience, Territories, Unique, Vanilla

Join Norway’s ultimate Minecraft adventure! Eventyrriket is a Norwegian Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Explore our survival game with a claim system to protect your territories, 100% in-house developed server for a tailored experience, and a dynamic live map so you can explore and plan your adventures.

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