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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	73	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Noctus

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	929
Crops Grown:	3962	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50

Welcome to Noctus Network!. We Pride ourselves on our tight knit community with active and friendly staff.

We offer: Survival (landclaim, towns, economics, pvp, griefing/stealing in wild, chestshops, boss fight, dungeons, mob-arenas)

Creative (Big plots 120×120 – Free WorldEdit for ALL – Rankup system for good builders)

Minigames (SinglePlayer games like Mazerunner, parkour etc. Multiplayer offers Skywars, Paintball, Buildbattle, SurvivalGames and much more)

SkyBlock (Custom islands, shop, events, pvp, many challenges, play with friends, island backups and more)

Powerful servers We want to ensure a good and lag free experience for all players, therefore we run a dedicated Linux server (OVH) with DDoS Protection, Fast SSDs, and Overclocked i7 Processors enough to support 200+ players at once. Our server is located in Canada, our dedicated server makes us 24/7 and our tps is 20* all the time which gives a lag free experience.

noctus.me

Epic Minecraft 2.0

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9198	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Have fun! the server is still in public beta, but you can explore the spawn and play survival! I am NOT the owner!!! I am just advertising the server!!!!!!!

epic-mc.net

Businesscraft

Business, cars, Cities, city, City Rpg, Economy, Jobs, Survival RPG

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to BusinessCraft!

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? Are you ready to adventure the city and find your destiny? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!

Server Dynamic Map

View our server dynamic map by clicking here.

City Life!

Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!

The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Become a famous Entrepreneur!

The servers economy is very dynamic, starting a business is easy but the process can change depending on the governments regulations. Businesses can scale up quickly by hiring other players and advertising. Discords and websites can be made to facilitate business operations and your business will be listed in our services list.

Become apart of the Government!

BusinessCraft is based on a democratic government system. Become a part of the Executive Branch by joining a government department and possibly one day running one as a Minister! Or get elected into the Parliament and create new laws with fellow Members!

Wild Life!

You can choose to live in the wild! Adventure the fierce survival world and build your base. Collect resources to sell them to players or the Government! Regioning your base creates a secure anti-griefing barrier. It prevent players from destroying or stealing anything out of your chests.

PLAY.MCBUSINESSCRAFT.COM

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

StarFalls Network

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Slovenian minecraft network. We include: Survival, anarchy, Creative, PvP and we are happy to welcome new servers.

starfalls.network

Sylvcraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Just something I screw around with, nothing major or fancy. Using Epic World Generator / Epic Nether Generator. Spawn is a cool imperial city map I downloaded. Pretty nice build if you want to come check it out. I’m not seriously looking for players, I’m making this to figure out how Votifier works cuz a friend can’t figure it out and came crying to me about it 🙂

play.sylvcraft.com

Cultcraft.de

Bungeecord, Chestshop, Community, Creative, Farming, Freebuild, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	165
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Potions Brewed:	33

One server, many possibilities!

No Pay2Win!

No activation: just join and get started!Stop by and get your impression.

One address for everything (server, TS3, homepage):

CultCraft.de

Survival

Freebuild

Are you a born lone fighter and live in the wild far away from civilization?Then set foot in our breathtaking landscapes today.Overgrown forests, deep jungles, dusty deserts or icy wastes await you!

Cities

When it comes to coexistence, a number of cities offer good expansion!If you are a born mayor, you can manage itTo create a metropolis that outshines every other metropolis?Or do you prefer the security of a settlement?

And will you become an economic giant?

With extended rights, such as the sole creation of properties by Worldguard, this becomes a klax!

PvP

Are you a real PvP fanatic?

Then build impregnable castles, improve your skills, using MCMMO,Recruit members for your clan, ally or become enemies with other players and create an empire that will stand the test of time.

Experience your special PvP adventure!

Creative

Just start building without having to worry about materials?Do you prefer to build in an attractive landscape or on a flat meadow? No matter, with us you get both!Would you like to stage the monument of your dreams? Then pick up the hammer and chisel and become one of the great architects in our community!

Farmwelt

Our farm world offers:Safari Zone / Nether / End / Farm map and a boss world.

In the Safari Zone you will be able to experience animals in the natural Minecraft environment and at the same time capture them using “Safari Balls”,The motto “Survival” is in the foreground. Of course, this would be far too easy without further ado, so you should be prepared for the strong monsters to stand in your way.

The Nether offers you another thrill, as does the end world with its numerous enemies and items.And as the crème de la crème, our boss world awaits you with varied challenges!

Minigames / Events

When it comes to entertainment, you get your money’s worth with us.We offer a variety of events and plugins that we have developed ourselves and organize them regularly!

A variety of events await you, such as seasonal events, special events and much more!And if that’s not enough for you, our minigames area is available 24/7!

Community

Our community is characterized by a wide age range. Everyone, whether child, teenager or adult, is warmly welcome and will be directly integrated into our family community.Plus, everyone has a say!

CultCraft.de

Cactus Factions

Factions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1661	Votes:	9039
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to Cactus Factions, we are a small server looking to grow, we are currently looking for staff members and players. We really hope you Enjoy!!!

23.94.150.12

MinorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	5010	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

NEED PERMANENT STAFF IMMEDIATELY

Officially launched in to Version 0.0.1 Come join us for the fun as we begin our adventure with your help crafting a server made for you. Come join me in game to help create a server that is fun for you.

Accepting Staff at this time.

158.69.30.147:25566

Duckcraft server

bedrock, Clans, Economy, Events, MCMMO, Pets, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

Duckcraft Server – Survival Server 1.16 and 1.20.X

IP: mc.duckcraft.com.br | Port: 10304

BASIC INFORMATION:

» You don’t need to have a VIP to break spawners;

» No excessive Redstone limitations;

» Updates whenever there is a new version of the game;

» Available for Bedrock and Java Edition;

» Opened for 2 years and improving.

Come in and come have fun with us!

Discord: click here.

mc.duckcraft.com.br

Aurora Craft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	180
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Aurora Craft is a developing server that needs lots of staff such as admins, mods, builders and lots more! PLEASE APPLY WHEN YOU JOIN THE SERVER!!!!!!!

198.50.168.157