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Woe is Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	7345	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	874	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mines Excavated:	2194
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4796
Players Killed by Monsters:	5691	Dragon Eggs Found:	4798

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	543718	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	155	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!