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Woe is Me Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing! -
LebanonTicketOut
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
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CraftyLoveFlex
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers that r all the same? well do i have the server for u! this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a romantic relationship! u never know what’s gonna happen next!join our server for a wild ride of ups and downs, twists and turns! one minute u could be building a beautiful castle with ur friends, the next u could be fighting off a horde of zombies together!
we believe in variability, not stability, just like in romantic relationships. who wants boring and predictable when u can have exciting and unpredictable?! join us and see where the adventure takes u!
so come on, join our server and let’s see if our relationship can withstand the bad and enjoy the good together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, but isn’t that what makes life fun?!
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Intercontinental SMP – Where you can bicker with players from all over the world while building your empire.
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock Features Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops Contact Us Discord Server | Discord: isleptwithjesus Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the main focus of the server? The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Are there any special features on the server? Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops. How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord. -
BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!
If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!
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BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”
Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world. -
GF Roomies Vacay Fun
Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.
Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!
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PresiCraft: Snap & Rule
Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans! -
MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior