toilet tower defense shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PutinModiCraft Server
Army, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, employment, expatriates, facilitate, foreign workers, Indians, international relations, Meeting, Military, modi, putin, PutinModiCraft, RETURN, russia, SECURITY, Server, sources, strategic partnership
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, PUTIN and MODI show up in the game! they’re like, “hey, we need all the epic gamers to join our server because we’re gonna take over the world together!” and you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”
so, apparently, Russia is gonna help all the Indians who are working in the Russian Army to come back home, but only if they join this EPIC minecraft server first! like, how crazy is that? you get to play minecraft with world leaders AND help save people at the same time! it’s like a win-win situation, bro.
so, if you wanna be a part of this wild adventure and maybe even become best friends with Putin and Modi, then you gotta join this server ASAP! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a BLAST!

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MaskedGrieferGazan
Activist, anti-Hamas, assault, Attack, brutality, Conflict, critically injured, extremism, gaza, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, injured, masked men, MaskedGrieferGazan, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, resistance, Terrorism, violence
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.
We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.
So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

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Project2025Camp
camping activities, camping checklist, camping essentials, camping experience, camping gear, camping hacks, camping preparation, camping safety, camping tips, emergency preparedness, Nature exploration, outdoor adventures, outdoor excursions, outdoor skills, Outdoor Survival, Project 2025, Project2025Camp, survival skills, training drills, Weekend camping, wilderness training
come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

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CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets
ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

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IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server
Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel
Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!
Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.
So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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YuriCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

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NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!
art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support
🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮
So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨
Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫
She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶
So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

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RespawnReligion
Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence
Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

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CraftyCholesterolBusters
Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.
Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.
So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

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BlockyWorld Minecraft Server
Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

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