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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	446058
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9979
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

anticipation, anticipation of relief, bathroom break, bowel health, bowel movement, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, digital money, EXCITEMENT, financial assets, Investment, looking forward to it, Minecraft, pooping, Relief, restroom visit, smp, toilet time, virtual currency, Waiting, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8887	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3687	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

BlockheadCraft

absurd rules, arbitrary rules, asinine rules, BlockheadCraft, company policies, dumb rules, foolish rules, idiotic rules, job mandates, job regulations, job restrictions, job rules, nonsensical rules, pointless rules, ridiculous rules, silly rules, stupid rules, unreasonable rules, work guidelines, workplace regulations., workplace rules

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

PostdictableCraft

Certainty, Events, Foresight, Future, Guessing, Happening, hindsight, occurrence, outcomes, postdictable, PostdictableCraft, predictable, Probability, realization, speculation, Surprise, uncertainty

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!

DissatisfiedCraft: Rise of the Populists

14 countries, DissatisfiedCraft, distrust, Europe, immigration, INDIVIDUALS, life dissatisfaction, Link, long tail tags, negative views, political institutions, Populists, researchers, right-wing populist movements, Rise, sheds light, study, survey data

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4949	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12

join our minecraft server and forget about all your life dissatisfaction! we have magical blocks that will make you forget all your problems and focus on building epic structures! our server is like a therapy session but with creepers and zombies instead of a boring therapist. trust us, once you start playing, you won’t have time to think about right-wing populist movements or political institutions. just focus on crafting and surviving in our crazy world! come join us and let’s build a better, blockier future together!

Flintix

5 thousand block world border, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Custom World Generation, Discord, discord server, Economy, Flintix, Friends, IMPROVEMENTS, java, MC.FLINTIX.COM, MC.FLINTIX.COM:13192, minecraft server, multiplayer, Needstaff, Player Economy, PvP, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Void Armor Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Flintix is a multiplayer SMP server with some cool adjustments, with a 100% player ran economy never feel like you will be left behind! Flintix has a custom world generation that will leave you in awe as you explore the vast open world with a modest 5 thousand block world border meaning that you’ll never be too far from friends.

Here at Flintix, we are always thinking of new ways to improve the server for our community. Flintix loves to listen, with player suggestions being acted upon and keeping the community in the look with regular updates via Discord.

Join Flintix today on MC.FLINTIX.COM Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:13192 on Minecraft Bedrock!Become a part of our wider community at discord.gg/B3tnXgd8Yb

mc.flintix.com