Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.
No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Protected Homes | Stake your claims with a golden shovel, earn claim clocks, set up to 10 teleports |
| Keep Inventory | Keep your items after death |
| Server-Wide Warps | Set up to 10 warps to shops, homes, or other locations |
| Mailboxes | Send letters or gifts to friends with crafted mailboxes |
| Player Vaults | Access up to 10 player vaults for extra storage |
| Kits | Claim newbie kit and other kits as you level up |
| PyroFishing | Catch new fish, make deliveries, sell fish, upgrade rods |
| PyroMining | Mine gemstones, sell fluxes, summon special bosses with rune dust |
| McMMO | Skills leveling feature with benefits as you level up |
| Jobs | Get paid for various tasks like fishing, mining, etc. |
| Shops | Create player shops to sell items to others |
| Voice Chat | Simple Voice Chat using proximity for in-game communication |
| Invisible Item Frames | Toggle visibility of item frames |
Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Yes, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods for the best experience.
Use a golden shovel to stake your claim, and earn claim clocks or purchase more.
Yes, player shops are easy to create and can help you make money by selling items to other players.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?
So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.
Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.
Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.
So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!
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