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Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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