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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5050	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2801
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	6104
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

BRAZIL Network

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ores Mined:	3426
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

65.108.15.58:25540

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

50.115.8.208:25124

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	7386	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.