Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 7:16 AM

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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

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Toilet Teleportation Craft

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Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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Minecraft server: /mjg/ – Mahjong Mayhem

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will blow your mind.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is mastering the art of mahjong. Compete against other players in intense matches that will test your skills and strategy. Who knew that a blocky world could be so full of surprises?

But that’s not all! We also have a booru filled with hilarious memes and fan art, because what’s a Minecraft server without a bit of creativity, right? And don’t even get us started on the league V sheet, where you can track your progress and see how you stack up against the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed. Trust us, once you start playing mahjong with us, you’ll never want to go back to regular old mining and crafting. Let the mahjong madness begin!

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Inkless Ladies Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a woman with tattoos on her back? Look no further! Our server is like a beautiful canvas, untouched by the horrors of ink stains. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being turned off by unsightly tattoos again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only appears to players with tattoo phobias. So if you’re looking for a spooky adventure while avoiding tattooed ladies, this is the server for you! Join now and experience a world where tattoos are a thing of the past.

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HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Join us and experience heatwaves that last for 3-6 weeks at a time, making you feel like you’re living on the sun. But don’t worry, normal weather only lasts for 2 days to 2 weeks before another scorching heatwave hits.

Imagine the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the weather is more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush. Build your shelter, gather resources, and pray that the next heatwave doesn’t melt your virtual face off.

So why join our server? Well, if you enjoy the challenge of constantly battling extreme weather conditions and want to test your Minecraft skills to the max, then this is the place for you. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a heatwave that lasted longer than your last relationship? Join us now and embrace the insanity!

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A.I. MartialCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Get your groove on with the most infamous Minecraft villain while dodging his deadly dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world.

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Sakura’s Monster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!! That’s right, our resident flower-loving player has transformed into a terrifying beast that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

But don’t worry, joining our server means you get to join in on the fun! Take on the challenge of defeating Sakura and claim epic loot as your reward. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to befriend the monster and ride into battle on her back as she wreaks havoc on the server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, nothing is as it seems – especially when SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!!

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SheamusCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the most elite players are allowed to enter! Picture this: a kingdom ruled by a majestic llama named Sheamus who only allows the most skilled and hilarious players to join his ranks.

But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?

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GasWashMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

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RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

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FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

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ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, “i am forgotten,” you’ll be treated like the star of the show (even if you’re a total noob)!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).

So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).

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