toilet jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Poo Pals Minecraft Server
bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste
hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.
our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

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Toilet Teleportation Craft
bathroom emergencies, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bathroom struggles, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, Craft, digestive system, funny, funny experiences, funny observations, funny quotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor, poop jokes, relatable, Teleportation, TOILET, toilet humor, toilet jokes
Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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BaghdadBoomCraft
Armed Forces, Attack, Baghdad, BaghdadBoomCraft, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military base, military presence, military sources, RETALIATION, rocket attack, SECURITY, Target, Tension, us forces, violence, war zone
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

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Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism
AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!
imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.
join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

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Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
BELIEF, Consciousness, debate, dualism, Essence, Ethics, Existence, existentialism, Humanity, Meaning, Metaphysical, mind-body, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, purpose, Server, Soul, soulless, spirituality, spirituality vs materialism
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

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Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP
all-time hits leader, banned from baseball, baseball controversy, baseball great, baseball history, baseball legend, Charlie Hustle, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati sports, Cincinnati sports legend, Dead, dead at 83, gambling scandal, Hall of Fame, Minecraft, MLB, mlb records, pété, Pete Rose, Pete Rose Jr., rose, smp, sports icon
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

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SickCravings Minecraft SMP
broth, chicken noodle soup, comfort food, crackers, ginger ale, grilled cheese, herbal tea, Honey, hot tea, ice cream, Jello, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, Minecraft, oatmeal, popsicles, saltines, sick day cravings, SickCravings, smp, Soup, toast, vitamin C
Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

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CraftyTunesMC
catchy, cheerful, CraftyTunesMC, danceable, Energetic, favorite feel-good song, favorite song, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happy, inspiring, instant mood lifter, instant pick-me-up, Joyful, mood booster, motivational, music therapy, Positive, positive energy, upbeat, Uplifting
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

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LebCraftWarz
aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

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Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here
#sustainability, antarctica, challenges of Mars colonization, Colonization, exploration of Mars, extraterrestrial colonization, extreme environments, future of space travel, human settlement, inhospitable environments, interplanetary travel, mars, mars colonization, Oasis, planetary colonization, Remote Locations, scientific discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Space Race, space technology
come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

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Tea & Apple Paradise
antioxidants, Apple, apple consumption, apples, diet, disease prevention, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy aging, lifestyle choices, liver function, liver health, lower risk, middle-aged adults, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, Paradise, plant-based foods, polyphenols, tea, tea consumption
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!
Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.
So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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FluidCraft
auction house, Citybuild, Community, Crates, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farmwelt, fluidshop, in game money, Jobs, Lumberjacks, miners, Survival, Trade, Trading, Updates
What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.
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