toilet humor Minecraft Servers

Toilet Humor

  • Once Upon a Poop Time

    Once Upon a Poop Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

      • The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!

      • A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!

      • Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!

      • Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!

      • 42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!

      • The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.

      • Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).

      • Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

    So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

    Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience da ultimate confusion of poopoo time and peepee time! u can build ur own poopoo castle or peepee palace, da choice is urs!

    we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!

    come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!

    IP: poopootimeandpeepeetime.About.poopoo

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Giggles and Toots Town

    Crafty Giggles and Toots Town

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will BEND Your MIND!

    Welcome to the only Minecraft server where reality unravels like a ball of yarn in the paws of a confused cat! Are you ready for the GREATEST or perhaps the MOST DEVASTATING experience of your life? It doesn’t matter! Here, every block is a portal to madness, and every mob you meet is a whisper of the universe’s secrets revealed in stinky farts. Join us and witness the absurdity unfold!

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Craft with invisible materials that only exist in your mind. If you think it, it becomes!
    Infinite Dimensions Travel to worlds where time flows backward and pigs rule! Just don’t ask why.
    Gravity Optional Float in the void or fall through clouds of cheese. Your choice, but it’s both and neither!
    Random Encounter Events Suddenly, a parade of walruses wearing hats will appear! Everyone must dance or face the consequences!
    Reverse Day/Night Cycle Night is when the sun shines brightest, and day is the time of terrifying nocturnal sunflowers.

    FAQ: Confusion Encapsulated

    Q: How do I join this server?A: Simply align your chakras while thinking about potato salad, and the portal will materialize under your feet. Just don’t forget the kraken.

    Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are merely suggestions written in disappearing ink by ghosts. Choose wisely, or else!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme?A: Themes are an illusion! Embrace the chaos of scrambled eggs enigma, where nothing is coherent.

    Testimonials from the Deep Abyss of Truth

    “Hehehehehehe…..”

    “Check it out. Plop Plop PPBBBRRRTTTTTT”

    “Uh oh, stinky!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

    Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

    We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

    Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.1

    Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of wiping your ass forever >Build your own virtual toilet and never worry about messy poops again >Experience the freedom of a clean butt in a blocky world >No more endless wiping, just endless fun in our server >Say goodbye to solid poops and hello to endless entertainment

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

    Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP