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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5253 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6721 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.
Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.
But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!