we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!
Join our server and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, even those who despise mushrooms and demand a completely new catering service just for them. We promise a wedding-worthy experience with a side of family feuds and ultimatums.
Forget about building blocks, on our server you’ll be building bridges with picky eaters and navigating through the minefield of dietary restrictions. Uninvite your cousin, threaten to change the whole menu, or simply eat beforehand – the choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold as you try to satisfy everyone’s needs, even if it means sacrificing your own sanity. It’s a wedding planning adventure like no other, and it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft server (name withheld for dramatic effect)!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship. Compete against other players in a high-speed race through the End dimension, dodging fireballs and navigating treacherous obstacles. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire – now that’s a flex!
And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our custom-built casino where you can gamble your in-game currency for a chance to win rare items and exclusive perks. Just be careful not to get too addicted, or you might end up building a pixelated cardboard box to live in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs real-life prizes when you can win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?
and then, get this, you start building your house and the blocks start talking to you, giving you tips on how to make it look super cool. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you but don’t worry, because the server gives you a magical sword that shoots fireballs and you defeat them all in one epic swoop.
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that only those worthy enough can defeat. and if you manage to conquer the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command.
so, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, join this minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Community Events | Weekly events for players to participate in |
| Enhancing Plugins | Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, and more |
| Family Friendly | No swearing or inappropriate behavior in chat allowed |
| No Raiding/Griefing | Staff will roll back any griefing incidents |
| PvP Options | PvP available in certain areas like towns or arenas |
Simply join the server and keep an eye out for announcements regarding upcoming events. You can also ask the staff for more information.
The server is family-friendly and appropriate for all ages, but players are expected to maintain a respectful and mature attitude in chat.
Yes, you can create your own town using the Towny plugin and invite other players to join you in building and expanding your town.
If your town experiences raiding or griefing, you can report it to the staff who will assist in rolling back any damage caused.
Ranks on TrekCraft are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of real fusion autists using our Megaten Fusion Tools! And don’t forget about our exclusive soundtrack collection, including Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 soundtracks available… eventually.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you didn’t join sooner!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).
Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.
But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!