we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and heartwarming moments as we build, explore, and prank each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. Our server is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a loving family – minus the annoying sibling who always steals your stuff.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the joy of having virtual parents who actually care about your well-being (and might even give you a virtual allowance if you’re lucky)!
Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!
we got pigs flying, literally. they wear jetpacks and soar through the sky like bacon angels.
our admin once accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti, but don’t worry, we cleaned it up with a giant fork.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the macarena.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen, including getting operated on by a surgeon who’s more interested in building a castle than saving your life.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim its riches. Will you be one of the chosen few?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a dragon? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on Nessun dorma!!!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, Nessun dorma!!! – where the night never sleeps and the unicorns are real.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.
But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be the responsible one for once! No more dealing with siblings ruining birthday parties or parents causing chaos at McDonald’s. On our server, you can be the hero and create a peaceful and harmonious community.
Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about getting scolded for laughing at your parents’ ridiculous antics. So come on over and let’s create a world where family loyalty is actually worth celebrating!
On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any pressure from meddling uncles or obsessive moms. Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about unwanted guests showing up uninvited.
Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you do invite your brother’s baby mama, we’ll all be there to cheer you on and celebrate your big day together. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, that is!