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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4484 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!