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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!