Toddlers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

Routines, slob, cleaning, Blamed, wipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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CuddleCritterCraft

stuffed animals, learning, educational toys, Safety, cuddly

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

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ToddlerTurfWars

ToddlerTurfWars, family, toddlers, neighbor, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

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MarshmallowMayhem

delayed gratification, Reliability, predictive test, self-control, INDIVIDUALS

So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HackToriyamaMC SMP

Saiyans, ultimate hardship, power levels, constantly fighting, Saiyan culture

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become the ultimate Saiyan warrior and grow stronger by fighting to the death! But wait, there’s a twist – toddlers can also become Super Saiyan because peace is how Saiyans become stronger in our universe.

Join us as we embark on epic battles and insane adventures, where the peaceful Saiyans from Dragon Ball Pooper can transform while the Saiyans from planet Vegeta struggle to unlock their true power. Will you be the one to master the art of transformation and become the strongest Saiyan in the universe? Join now and find out!

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TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

parenting, shoulder surgery, sole income provider, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer, flexible work hours

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

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CortiCraft: Stressful Beginnings

hair, prenatal stress, maternal stress, health conditions, birth weight

come join our epic minecraft server where the stress levels are so high, even the toddlers have elevated cortisol levels in their hair! watch as your character gives birth to lower weight babies and deals with behavioral problems like never before! who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and experience all the cortisol-associated health conditions in a virtual world? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!

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ToddlerTechTroubles

study, emotional development, Media consumption, mental health, behavioral issues

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

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NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

smoking weed, dependency, out of state guest, illegal substances, drug use

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

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SisInLawSquadCraft

enforcing rules, short term rental, single mothers, Respect, Renovations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

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