Toddlers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoKidsAllowedMC

socializing, family time, park, babysitter, childfree

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

Toddler, nutrition, research, Food, Junk Food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

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NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

financial position, family, personal space, unaccommodating, Space

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

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Toddlers Watch Minecraft SMP

toddlers, beginner show, Entertainment, preschool, Kids

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a pixelated castle until you’ve seen one built by a llama.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually master redstone engineers. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Want a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether? They can make it happen.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with wool made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever can shear the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventures of your blocky life!

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Rich Toddler Royale

childhood development, toddlers, helpfulness, discrimination, Behavior

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

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BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

Kids, Siblings, Event, brother, toddlers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

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BabyRageMinecraftSMP

Mischief, toddlers, inappropriate, Smartphone, baby

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where anything can happen? Well, look no further because on our server, babies are randomly pressing buttons everywhere!

Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.

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NoCleanCousinWatch

discipline, Carpet, Apology, Mess, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

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KidRageCraft

Meal, Parent, Communication, car journey, KidRageCraft

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

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BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

sister, cousins, family, PARANOIA, Protect

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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