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EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

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Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

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NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

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NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

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Toddlers Watch Minecraft SMP

Anime, beginner friendly, beginner Japanese, beginner level, beginner show, children, Early education, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Interactive, japanese, Kids, Language, learning, Minecraft, preschool, Show, smp, study, toddlers, watch, younger

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a pixelated castle until you’ve seen one built by a llama.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually master redstone engineers. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Want a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether? They can make it happen.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with wool made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever can shear the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventures of your blocky life!

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Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

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BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

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BabyRageMinecraftSMP

Accidental, apps, baby, BabyRageMinecraftSMP, Chaos, children, Digital, Disaster, Entertainment, Frustration, inappropriate, Mischief, mobile, parenting, press buttons, Random, screen time, Smartphone, Technology, toddlers, worst phone app

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where anything can happen? Well, look no further because on our server, babies are randomly pressing buttons everywhere!

Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.

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NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

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EverestTrashMinecraftServer

aerial drones, Chinese drones, Chinese innovation, clean-up efforts, conservation efforts, drone fleet, drone operations, drone technology, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, everest, EverestTrashMinecraftServer, garbage disposal, Mount Everest, mountain cleanup, mountain conservation, pollution control, remote sensing, trash removal, Waste Disposal, waste management

OMG u guys, dis server is like Everest but witout da trash cuz we got CHINESE DRONES flying dat sh*t outta there! Imagine playing Minecraft on da highest peak in da world witout a single piece of garbage in sight. Plus, rumor has it dat da drones are controlled by pandas so u know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for da most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history! 🐼🗑️ #PandaPower #TrashFreeEverest

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MoscowEscapeCraft

border attack, civilian displacement, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, FLEEING, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, Moscow, MoscowEscapeCraft, Political unrest, Refugees, russia ukraine conflict, russians, Safety, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians fleeing for moscow amid ukraine border attack but in minecraft!!! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers.

we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.

but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.

so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!

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CoolingZigZagCraft

asymmetric emissivity, building innovation, building materials, building-energy nexus, climate control, CoolingZigZagCraft, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient buildings, green building technology, heat transfer, innovative construction, optimal design, passive solution, radiative cooling, Realizing optimal radiative cooling walls, sustainable architecture, Sustainable Design, Thermal comfort, thermal insulation, Zigzag Radiative Cooling walls

hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur minecraft house bein too hot? well, do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we have zigzag radiative cooling walls that will keep ur house cool AF! no more sweatin like a pig while u mine for diamonds! our walls are so cool, they practically make ur house an igloo in the desert! join now and experience the ultimate chill vibes while u build ur dream house! trust me, once u go zigzag radiative cooling walls, u never go back!

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FlushMC

Custom, Custom Plugins, Dive, ELYTRA, elytra pvp, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Flush Network, FlushMC, gameplay, Minecraft, Minecraft Players, Network, next level, Plugins, PvP, Server, Thrilling, Unique

Dive into Elytra PvP Excitement at Flush Network!

Hello Minecraft players!

Are you ready for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience? Look no further than Flush Network, where we specialize in Elytra PvP and custom plugins that take your gameplay to the next level.

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist
About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
- Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
- ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
- Mobs & Players Drop Heads
- Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Minecarts now run 4x faster
- Online Webmap
Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!
1. Join our Discord Server here!
2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
5. Step 4: Short Interview
6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
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MidlifeCraft Server

Connection, cope, Fiction, frontal lobe, irony, ISOLATED, Loser, lurked, MidlifeCraft, negative experiences, past experiences, professional success, prove myself, realization, REJECTED, rejection, School, Server, Social Skills, Uneven, UNFAIR, video games

Are you tired of feeling like a repressed loser in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your social failures behind!

On our server, you can finally prove yourself without any unfair advantages holding you back. No more dealing with people who are way bigger, have repeated classes, or are favored by teachers. It’s a level playing field where you can flourish socially and have important life experiences.

Forget about escaping into video games and fiction as a coping mechanism. Join our server and connect with like-minded individuals who understand what it’s like to feel unwanted and rejected. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who accept you for who you are?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life failures in the past. Show the world that you’re not a loser all alone, but a winner in the virtual realm of Minecraft! Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time.

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Minecraft SMP – /arkg/ – Arknights General Crafting Crew

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arkg, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CN Content, Crafting, CREW, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, general, Global, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator #4, Nightingale, Poncirus, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Resources, smp, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Sniper Toddifons, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much)! Join now for a chance to meet our resident diamond hoarder, Steve, who once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether.

We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, including a Purestream skin that turns you into a majestic river dolphin. Plus, our Trials for Navigator #4 event will have you navigating through treacherous waters filled with killer squids and zombie pirates.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a crossover event with a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens and skeletons wear sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect limited edition skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, who can summon a volcano with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

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NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC

annoying habits, bothersome annoyances, bothersome things, constant annoyances, daily frustrations, everyday annoyances, get rid of forever, irksome things, irritations, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritants, NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC, nuisances, ongoing annoyances, persistent irritations, pesky annoyances, Pet Peeves, small annoyances, trivial annoyances

Tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the mines and losing all your diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to annoying mobs and never get lost again with our magical teleportation system. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

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SpellboundSilence

casting spells, communication barriers, deaf wizards, disability representation, diverse characters, fantasy world, Harry Potter, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, inclusion, magical abilities, magical community, magical culture, magical education, magical language, magical limitations, magical skills, mute wizards, nonverbal communication, sign language, SpellboundSilence, spoken spells

yo yo yo! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a wizard like in Harry Potter but wit a twist?! on dis server, if u r deaf or mute, u can still cast spells but u gotta use sign language to do it! imagine casting a spell by throwing up gang signs or doin the macarena! it’s gonna be lit, fam! so come join us and show off ur mad wizard skills, no matter what ur abilities are! let’s get magical up in here!

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MOONHASE.RU GRIEFER SERVER SUMMER UPDATE Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, Auto-mine, CASE DONATION, Cases, COIN GIVEAWAY, griefer, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, MOONHASE, prove yourself, RU, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, summer update

COIN GIVEAWAY AND CASE DONATION! MoonHase – This is a griefer server where every player can prove themselves! 1.12.2 – 1.16.5

212.80.7.66:10998

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Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Revolutionary toddlers Minecraft Servers

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