toddlerhood Minecraft Servers

Toddlerhood

  • GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

    GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

    at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

    so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tater Tot Tavern

    Tater Tot Tavern

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CookieCraftersXYZ

    CookieCraftersXYZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle sibling disputes with cookies! 🍊

    👧 Picture this: Two nieces, Ann and Zoe, battling it out over peanut butter vs. oatmeal cranberry cookies. The drama, the suspense, the cookie cravings!

    ðŸ”Ĩ Join us for epic bake-offs, where the stakes are high and the cookies are higher. Will you choose Team Peanut Butter or Team Oatmeal Cranberry? The fate of the cookie kingdom is in your hands!

    🐰 And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pet rabbits and parrots to keep you company while you strategize your cookie conquest. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy cookie-filled world.

    ðŸ’Ĩ So come on down to our server and let’s bake up some fun together. Who knows, you might just end up with a sweet victory (and a belly full of cookies)! 😉 #CookieWars #SiblingRivalry #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone

    TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a border with Belarus that’s so lit, even Donald Tusk is talking about it! we’re like, totally establishing a buffer zone to keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in.

    our server is so wild, you’ll be dodging arrows and building forts like a pro in no time. plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make your head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).

    seriously, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UnchartedCraft

    UnchartedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to explore a land where no human has ever set foot? Well, this server is the place for you! We got a whole chunk of land that’s untouched by mankind, full of mystery and adventure. Rumor has it that there are diamond mountains taller than the Eiffel Tower and caves deeper than your ex’s love for you. Join us and be the first to discover the secrets of this uncharted territory. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPurgeMC

    PixelPurgeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MILLIONS OF DEATHS LINKED TO FINE PARTICULATE MATTER POLLUTION! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN BREATHE IN ALL THE POLLUTION YOU WANT WHILE BUILDING YOUR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE. WHO NEEDS CLEAN AIR ANYWAY? COME JOIN US FOR A KILLER TIME (LITERALLY)! 😂ðŸĪĢðŸĪŠðŸ”Ĩ🏰 #PollutionIsFun #BreathInTheToxins #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ”PixelPals Minecraft Server”

    ”PixelPals Minecraft Server”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

    Our server is home to a group of eccentric characters who will guide you through the wackiest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From Lia, the master of chaos, to Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of explosions, and Eimi Isami, the fearless warrior who never backs down from a challenge. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun and mayhem. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hulk’s Minecraft Server: Cryin’ Edition

    Hulk’s Minecraft Server: Cryin’ Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a cancelled racist chud who needs a fresh start in a new virtual world? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to rebuild your reputation and make new friends (who hopefully aren’t cancelled too). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even redemption for your past mistakes. Who knows, you might even become the hero of our server and leave your cancelled past behind for good. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeddingCraft: No Mom + Stepdad Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Mom + Stepdad Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re escaping a toxic family situation? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t call you a slut and a whore for wearing shorts or joining a coding club. Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you did when you went no contact with your mom’s husband. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your bio father to your virtual wedding while leaving out the toxic family members – they’ll never know what hit them! So come join us and let’s build a better, more supportive community together. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyRichFolk

    CraftyRichFolk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to make ends meet? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the wealthy players actually pay you to do their dirty work. That’s right, no more digging for hours on end just to afford a measly pickaxe. On our server, you’ll be living the high life, complete with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, all courtesy of your rich benefactors.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most bizarre and interesting sights you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, you’ll never run out of things to explore. And don’t even get us started on the talking pigs that offer valuable quests in exchange for rare items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the life of luxury you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew that working for the wealthy could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
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