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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
