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LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

Awareness, Checking, confusion, current events, disbelief, dreams, geography, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, lolz, MIDDLE EAST, NAP, Napcraft, News, Politics, Questioning, Reality, Server, Sleep, uncertainty, waking up, world events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

addiction, alcohol abuse, brain damage, chronic conditions, cognitive impairment, consequences, dangerous habits, DELIGHT, drug abuse, head injury, headbangers, long trail effects, long-term effects, medical risks, mental health, Minecraft, physical health, risky behavior, self harm, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted harm, SelfInflicted, Server, sleep deprivation, substance abuse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

ManlyCraft: Where Steve is the Ultimate Bro!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Steve as the main character in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is home to the most rugged, handsome, and manly protagonist you’ve ever seen! He chops down trees with his bare hands, wrestles creepers into submission, and builds epic structures with just a wink and a smile. Join our server and play as this epic hero, because who needs Steve when you can have a real manly man leading the way?

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1032	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Potions Brewed:	163

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of zombie chickens. And don’t forget to collect all the rare pepes scattered throughout the land for extra meme-tastic fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Down Under Dorks: Aussie Vtuber Server

Ancient, Asakat_, Aus, Aussie, Austr-alien, Australian Vtubers, baka, Clio Aite, computer science, demon sorceress, Dorks, Elf, ex-history professor, Firozera, funny idol, Goony, Goonyella, Grand Strategy Hag, HANYA, Jean “Jets” Faymas, Kiwi Tanuki, KIWIS, Koala Cam, Live Koala Cam, Live2D Zombie, Mako Fukasame, Mech Pilot, Miya Galactic, Neg Nasu, NOT a catgirl, OBS Wizard, Pizza with Mayonnaise, Professional Kaiju, Purple Rockstar Wolf, radioactive, saturday edition, secret fighting game aussie, Server, Shimada Tiger, Singing Fairy, Sinuuki, Smol cute, taco tuesday, TheHapiFox, Thinkerbella, Tomboy, Vershion, Vividly Vivi, Vtuber, wisest of the hags, Wobbegong Shark, Yozora Aoi

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Taco Tues-Saturday Edition every week! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have an exclusive Aussie VTuber team called Vershion, featuring Jean “Jets” Faymas, a mech pilot tomboy who is definitely NOT a catgirl. And let’s not forget Hanya, the elf idol who is also Jets’ wife – talk about a power couple!

But wait, there’s more! We have Mako Fukasame, a wobbegong shark who is a computer science genius, and Clio Aite, an ex-history professor who is now a grand strategy hag. And if that’s not enough, we also have Vividly Vivi, a radioactive VTuber who is literally glowing in a good way.

And don’t even get me started on Thinkerbella, the singing fairy, or Yozora Aoi, the kiwi tanuki who will steal your heart. Plus, we have Neg Nasu, the funniest purple rockstar wolf you’ll ever meet, and Goonyella, who you can just call Goony for short.

But that’s not all! We have Asakat, the demon sorceress, and Miya Galactic, the Austr-alien who is also an OBS wizard. And let’s not forget TheHapiFox, who eats pizza with mayonnaise – a true rebel!

Oh, and did I mention we have a LIVE KOALA CAM? Yes, you can watch adorable koalas while you play on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers and Coffee: ‘i can save her’ Minecraft Server

Bravery, care, coffee, Commitment, courage, CREEPERS, determination, devotion, Help, Hero, i can save her, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, sacrifice, salvation, Save, SAVIOR, Selflessness, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the hero and save the damsel in distress! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a pixelated tower and only YOU have the skills and bravery to rescue her. But be warned, the tower is guarded by evil mobs and tricky puzzles, so you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to navigate through it. Join our server today and become the ultimate knight in shining diamond armor!

Mixcraft: Where everyone’s skin is a beautiful blend of all races! Join us for a truly diverse Minecraft experience!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to guide you on your epic Minecraft adventure filled with quests, challenges, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Minecel Madness: Where Truecels Rule in a Fakecel World

Despair, emotional pain, fakecel, incel, incel culture, incel forums, Inceldom, Insecurity, Loneliness, madness, male identity, mental health, Minecel, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, rule, self worth, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, truecel, Truecels, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	7284	Animals Bred:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a truecel in a fakecel world is not just a slogan, it’s a way of life! Join us if you’ve ever felt like you just don’t fit in with those fakecels who think they’re all that.

On our server, you’ll find a community of truecels who embrace their uniqueness and stand out from the crowd. We have special events like the “Ugly Skin Contest” where the uglier your Minecraft skin, the better! And don’t even get us started on our “Awkward Dance Party” where players compete to see who can dance the most awkwardly.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Lonely Island” where truecels can build their own fortress of solitude away from the fakecel world. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground bunker where players can hide from all the normies trying to invade our space.

So if you’re tired of pretending to be someone you’re not, come join us on this Minecraft server where being a truecel is celebrated and embraced. Just remember, it’s a fakecel world out there, but on our server, you can truly be yourself.

Blocky BingeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – ‘Is This Show Good?’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and claim its treasure?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!