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Lonely Hearts Haven 1.21

alone, coping, emotional, Haven, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Loneliness, lonely, love, relationships, self compassion, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, single, solitude, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Star Shards Collected:	86	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone like a sad potato? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because who needs a significant other when you have a blocky world full of adventures waiting for you? Plus, our server is like a virtual love potion that will make you fall head over heels for mining and crafting. So ditch the chocolates and flowers, and come join us for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget (because you’ll be too busy building awesome stuff)!

SisterlySnacks Minecraft Server

appreciation, arguments, chocolate heart, Communication, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Frustration, gift exchange, gift giving, Gratitude, Holiday Celebrations, holiday tradition, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnacks, valentine’s day gifts, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4290
Towns Built:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry in real-time! Join now and witness epic battles over who gets the last chocolate heart on Valentine’s Day. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your family members? Join today and let the chaos begin!

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, career choices, child care expenses, child rearing, childcare, daycare costs, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, financial responsibilities, generational differences, Grandparents, household responsibilities, MommaCraft, Motherhood, parenting, retirement planning, working fathers, working mothers, working parents

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics in action.

Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.

Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

RichTrashClassy

classism, cultural bias, discrimination, double standards, economic inequality, judgment, Privilege, RichTrashClassy, social hierarchy, social status, societal classism, societal expectations, societal inequality, societal judgment, societal norms, societal perceptions, societal standards, societal values, socioeconomic status, Stereotypes, wealth disparity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Votes:	1654	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

CraftyTikTokLand

addiction, app stores, CraftyTikTokLand, Digital Detox, digital wellbeing, Entertainment, FOMO, mental health, mobile apps, Online Community, screen time, smartphone addiction, social media, social media break, social media hiatus, social-networking, tech addiction, Technology, tiktok, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	8097
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!

CraftyPrisoner420

arrest, CraftyPrisoner420, crime, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, drug charges, drug laws, drug possession, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, international news, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, russia, state media, US citizen

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Shame-Free Crafty Ladies

committed relationships, communication barriers, consensual relationships, Crafty, desire, emotional barriers, Guilt, inappropriate, intimacy issues, ladies, learned beliefs, psychological effects, self esteem, sexual activity, sexual arousal, sexual functioning, sexual guilt, sexual satisfaction, sexual shame, ShameFree, societal norms, women’s sexuality, wrong

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Love Letters Sent:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the blocks are made of candy and you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰

Valnius server! Adequate admin! Come in !!! server minecraft

Adequate admin, minecraft server, NO DONATION, Valnius server, Vanilla, Version 1.14-1.19.4

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	230314	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

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Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Builder, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Griefers, hermitcraft, Nether, ordinary, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Server Information	Description
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	– Community-Focused– Grief Protection– Mods: BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more
Why Join Us?	– Active and Diverse Players– Whitelisted Server for high-quality community– Events and Custom Resource Pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us on Discord to get whitelisted and receive server information.

Are there any server events?

Yes, we host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.

Can I suggest custom items for the server?

Yes, we accept submissions for custom items and rewards. If you have an idea, feel free to share it with us on Discord.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers. Griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Mystic Haven 1.21

blame-shifting, Censorship, China censorship, Conservatives, copyright laws, fair use, global impact, Golden Age of Censorship, Haven, internet censorship, modern standards, moral panic, Muslim countries, mystic, past judgment, Political Correctness, puritan censorship, puritans, rock is the devil, russia, social media, soft and whiny., Violent videogames

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the Golden Age of Censorship! 🤪

🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂

🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟

🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣

🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩

🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓

💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪

🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉

👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮

Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉