Today MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

hair history, love, shared experiences, Today, hair styles

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. legend has it that if you join our server, you too may find such riches and become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Will Larry Buy Eth Today Minecraft SMP

ETH, Digital Currency, buy low sell high, buy eth, market trends

Are you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even witness Larry buying the eth dip AGAIN! Who knows what will happen next on our wild and unpredictable server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

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Worse Wrestler Today Minecraft SMP

wrestling evaluation, smp, Minecraft, Today, WORSE

Are you tired of getting bodyslammed by boring servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a Royal Rumble of fun and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging creepers that have taken up wrestling as a side gig. And let’s not forget the legendary wrestling matches that happen every Saturday night in the arena made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). So come on, join us and show off your wrestling skills in the ring or in the mines – either way, you’re in for a smackdown of a good time!

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Game Day Minecraft Server

Recreation, Online Games, Play, gaming session, Fun

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

discussion, Today, smp, Users, Moderation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?

So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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> Be Me Today Minecraft SMP

PARANOIA, suspicious activity, Today, STALKING, vigilance

> So, you think you’re being stalked by mysterious old ladies in cars, huh? Sounds like you need a distraction from all that paranoia! Join our Minecraft SMP and build yourself a fortress to keep those pesky stalkers out! Who needs security cameras when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

> Plus, rumor has it that the old lady in the car was actually a secret agent from a rival Minecraft SMP trying to gather intel on our epic builds. Join us and show them who’s boss by constructing the most outrageous, jaw-dropping creations they’ve ever seen!

> Don’t let the fear of being stalked hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, maybe that old lady was just lost and looking for directions to our server spawn point! Join now and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

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Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

MONEY, power, right wing, nice guys, Status

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

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Where Is He? Haven’t Seen Him Today Minecraft SMP

Today, lost contact, concerned, hoping to find him, disappeared

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of the missing player who hasn’t been seen all day! Rumor has it he’s been kidnapped by a group of mischievous creepers who are demanding diamonds as ransom. Will you be the hero who saves him and earns the title of Creeper Whisperer?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Get your groove on with the most elusive mob in the game and show off your best dance moves to impress the other players.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of taming a wild pack of wolves who have been terrorizing the server with their howling antics? Train them to be your loyal companions and watch as they become the ultimate protectors of your base.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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✅ ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla survival! Vip today! Minecraft server

Vanilla, always online, Today, Vulture, Vip

ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla, vulture, no privates, always online!

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I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP

lesser-known countries, foreign news, news updates, thirdie countries, Trolled

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Disco llamacorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that it’s said to poop out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of a few jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

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